SaM's definitions

zigazag ah

spice girls song played to piss of librarians

by SAM May 10, 2003

8-)

A cool smiley that means somethings cool!

8-) that was so cool

by Sam August 11, 2004

shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.

Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

by sam April 26, 2005

downtown sally

Slang for the female reproductive part. Also called a cooch.

I want your downtown sally.

by SAM May 28, 2004

frood

A person who really knows where his/her towel is.

You zarkin' frood! You've had that same old towel since you were 623 years old!

by Sam May 9, 2005

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.

He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

by Sam May 13, 2005