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Definitions by SWMO GTH

Snail Backed 

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
Snail Backed by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

Snail Backed 

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
Snail Backed by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

Snail Backed 

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.
Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."
Snail Backed by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015
Ryan: "I need to get laid"
Burky: "I heard Jessica is FOD, so that will be a easy booty"
Ryan: "Good idea, and I'll need to act fast before Richard and Greg lay some tracks that I can't fill"
FOD by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Dog Ear Tits 

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"
Dog Ear Tits by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Crabapple Nipples 

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
Crabapple Nipples by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Watermelon Farmer 

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer
Watermelon Farmer by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014