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cockmonger
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Someone who can
never
give
enough
blowjobs
.
Lili
is a
total
cockmonger.
cockmonger
by
Stevens Crew
March 20, 2003
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jerking muffin
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A
jerk off
contest where
everyone
cums
on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.
Wei
Yang
lost
a game in the jerking muffin, so
now
, he's very full
jerking muffin
by
STevens Crew
March 19, 2003
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