STIFFBOY 's definitions

king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

by Stiffboy May 9, 2005

Stiff

It’s the way you carry yourself , with an untouchable swag that can’t be messed with through ones every step and decision.

Bro that outfit is stiff as fuck bro!!

by STIFFBOY March 13, 2019

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005