crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.
That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.
by Steven March 10, 2005
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Kick the chair

What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.
by Steven May 09, 2004
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dingdong

A small chocolate cake filled with marshmallow cream.
Hey, you want a dingdong?
by Steven April 12, 2005
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ned

a smelly tramp who drinks a lot and feels tough in a crowd . Will pick a fight if you walk in their air zone and will pick a fight if you dont

female neds get pregnant at 8 and have 30 children by the time they are 12.

male neds will sleep with ugly female neds who probably have a gold ring up their cunt.

Neds wear lots of cheap jewellery made by an immigrant

Neds are unemployed but still manage to survive

I will wipe them out in due course
Am no a ned ya pure bas
by Steven October 28, 2004
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billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.
by Steven January 01, 2004
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donkey

The animal Jesus rode into Jerusalem on.
Here comes Jesus riding on a donkey. Hosanna, hosanna. Hosanna to the King!
by Steven March 04, 2004
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Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.
Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!
by Steven February 13, 2005
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