STEVE's definitions

hurtness

to be in a limited physical state, i.e due to flu or massive alcohol consumption 2. To be in limtied physical appearence i.e A 4.... on the 2-9 scale

Damn I have total hurtness from drinking last night 2. Damn that bitch is hurtness

by Steve January 5, 2004

halt mein

1. Often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. Sometimes said in response to something unbelievable or irrelevant. Quite frequently interchangeable with Waacka decka when used in this context.

3. Said in response to an idiotic act.

4. Used as a retort to "Waacka decka" (see Waacka decka)

*originated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to German to "halt mein".

1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (See Waacka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?!?!

Steve: Halt mein.

4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.

Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.

Ruell: Waacka decka

Joey: Halt mein! I did.

by Steve February 16, 2005

gay off

A word to be used in preferance to fuck off. It sounds much cooler

Your such a stevetard,steve, gay off!!

by Steve March 4, 2004

old joe

The clap. A Veneral disease

Looks like mom friend Old Joe came over last night.

by Steve September 11, 2003

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 8, 2003

cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

toe dough

toe jam

Damn! I could knead a loaf of bread with all of the Toe Dough between your nasty toes.

by Steve September 11, 2003