Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.
by Smythe October 25, 2004

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.
by Smythe February 28, 2003

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.
That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.
by Smythe November 01, 2003

by Smythe February 28, 2003

by Smythe February 27, 2003

Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.
"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."
by Smythe October 25, 2004

by Smythe February 28, 2003
