SMURF's definitions
by Smurf August 17, 2004

by Smurf August 17, 2004

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"
by Smurf May 17, 2007

orogs are another half-breed race, a mixture of Orc and Ogre. they are the size of an ogre, with the bestial, pig-like appearance of orcs.
by smurf August 17, 2004

Chimera's are three-headed monstrosities combining the best and worst elements of lions, dragons, and goats. all three heads preform powerful attacks (the lion and dragon bite while the goat head butts), and the chimera can strike with its claws as well. the dragon head can breathe a column of flame.
by Smurf August 17, 2004

malarites are humans who combine the nastiest elements af shamans and warriors. they prefer to use creatures to fight for them.
by smurf August 17, 2004

Rakshasas are perhaps the most malevolent creatures in existance. normally a tiger-headed human, rakshasas can take any humanoid form they desire. they love to decieve humans, mainly to lure them into their stomachs.
by smurf August 17, 2004
