Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.
by smurf August 24, 2004
1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.
by smurf June 08, 2007
A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.
by Smurf May 04, 2007
The inquisitor has dedicated his life to finding and eliminating practitioners of evil magic and defeating the forces of darkness. His god has provided him with special abilities toward that end.
by smurf August 24, 2004
Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.
A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.
by Smurf August 18, 2004
Gelugons are nastier, larger, and deadlier versions of cornugons.
by Smurf August 18, 2004
Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.
by smurf August 18, 2004