SMURF's definitions

hook horror

Hook horrors are cave-dwelling creatures that love to surprise intruders by attacking from two directions. they possess a rock-hard exterior, which makes them hard to hit.

they are truely malicious things

by smurf April 15, 2006

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

by smurf August 23, 2004

abishai

Abishai are demonic creatures from a different plane of existance. they look like animated catherdral gargoyles. Abishai come in two types- white and red.

The abishai are creatures not to be messed with.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

half-dragon

Virtually anything can crossbreed with a dragon. the resulting offspring is something somewhat less than dragon, but much more than its other half. dragons often mate with humans and humanoid creatures. the half-breeds are shunned in most societies, an unfortunate fact considering the tremendous power half-dragons wield.

half dragons are very powerful and hard to deal with

by smurf August 17, 2004

the mad note

an adjective used to describe quality music or events.

That track is the mad note!

by Smurf June 10, 2004

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 1, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004