SMURF's definitions

myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

by smurf August 17, 2004

dekanter goblin

dekanter goblins are similar to normal goblins, but as tough to kill as orcs. they can regenerate, and a resistant to cold.

dekanter goblins are tough to kill

by Smurf August 17, 2004

verbeeg

the smallest and least powerful of the giants, verbeeg are huge, barbaric humanoids. they cause terrible damage with their spears.

smaller than most giants, but bigger than most everythingelse

by smurf August 17, 2004

Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

by Smurf March 22, 2005

air elemental

Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.

they are the weakest elemental

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 23, 2004

homebrew

1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.

"Ok guys, anymore homebrew posted on Something Awful will get you banned"

by smurf July 2, 2007