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A name relatively new within the English language as the letter “J” was the most recent letter to have been adopted into the human’s psyche outside of the Spanish language.
The name can be dated back to Ancient Civilizations. Such as the Ancient civilizations upon the continent of Africa, modern civilizations refer to The Middle East. The name means to “flow down” translated from the river who was named by some people in power who also established the Bible to be what it is not today.
Often confused with the name “JESUS”- “JORDYN” is a name given to those believed to have Jesus-like qualities. “Jordyn” often can be found on her soap box “preaching” about how those who are named “Jesus” should receive equal access to health care and other benefits while employed by your average Home Depot customers. Those with the name “Jordyn” would appreciate ICE’s efforts to cease and desist & advises going back to the drawing board. Many of those associate “Jordyn” with the famous M. Jordan and his accomplishments- the spelling is what advises one of the lack there of similarities of success and can be associated with welfare and unemployment.
The name can be dated back to Ancient Civilizations. Such as the Ancient civilizations upon the continent of Africa, modern civilizations refer to The Middle East. The name means to “flow down” translated from the river who was named by some people in power who also established the Bible to be what it is not today.
Often confused with the name “JESUS”- “JORDYN” is a name given to those believed to have Jesus-like qualities. “Jordyn” often can be found on her soap box “preaching” about how those who are named “Jesus” should receive equal access to health care and other benefits while employed by your average Home Depot customers. Those with the name “Jordyn” would appreciate ICE’s efforts to cease and desist & advises going back to the drawing board. Many of those associate “Jordyn” with the famous M. Jordan and his accomplishments- the spelling is what advises one of the lack there of similarities of success and can be associated with welfare and unemployment.
Jordyn is looking for a job- AGAIN!
by SHORTOMNIBUS December 9, 2025
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