ding

Otherwise known as a townie, kev, trev or charv, used to define such in Yorkshire, esp. York. Commonly found anywhere the police aren't, and primarily in large cities. Thought to originate in NE England, acting with aggression and covert hostility and wearing over-elaborate clothing and jewellry that seem to others not to go well together, e.g. Rockport boots, a white tracksuit, a large gold chain or medallion, sovereign rings and a white or burberry baseball cap, tilted at >45 degrees to the back of the head. Phenomena surround the methods of headwear attachment, though Blu-Tac is thought to be the most popular. Also used to insult others who do not subscribe to such fashions and characteristics.

There are some dings on the market stalls - make sure you stay away or they'll tax you!

by Sam January 02, 2004

8 foot sativa

a mean ass heavy metal band that originated for west auckland in new zealand . they have released 2 albums
"hate made me"
"season for assault"

hate made me tracklist ;

*before your suffering
*hate made me
*fuel set
*cock tease
*beliver
*its all so real
*growen aggression
*stolen life
*kick it all away
*8 foot sativa
*engine
*invention 13

season for assult tracklist ;

*Whats Lost Is Tomorrow
*Escape From Reality
*For Religions To Suffer
*Destined To Be Dead
*Hatred Forever
*Season For Assault
*Chelsea Smile
*The Abused
*Disorder
*Gutless
*Hate Made Me

step up step up step up for sativa
step up step up for 8 foot sativa

by sam October 13, 2004

green day

a bad excuse for a band that makes teh same song with different lyrics again and again. any bands from the past 20 years are just rip offs of the ramones, led zeppelin, iron maiden, judas priest, the sex pistols and other bands like them

green day, yellowcard, finger 11 and thrice are all gay

by sam March 27, 2005

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 01, 2008

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003

Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 03, 2005

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005