JDM Tyte

The term "JDM Tyte" has found most use on Automotive Message boards (mostly ToyotaCelicas.com). It's definition is composed of a double standard:

1. It's usually defined as a Japanese car that has been modified with tacky, ugly, and stupid parts that the owner feels is extremely cool. See Ricer.

2. However it can also be defined as a Japanese car that has been upgraded rather well with expensive, rare, and effective car parts.
1. d00d! Those clear tailights are JDM tyte, yo!

2. Holy crap, that ST185 is JDM tytely tuned!
by Ryan M. November 14, 2004
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jinxelate

to confuse and encrypt something/someone
1. d00d! I totally jinxelated didi with my insta-torque theory!

2. Eric felt quite jinxelated after finding out his mother was actually hids father.

3. I totally jinxelated the video in an attempt to prevent piracy.
by Ryan M. October 26, 2004
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dooce

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced
by Ryan M. March 15, 2005
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Shwiggy

1. a situation or noun in which conditions are favorable.
2. something attractive
3. see didi
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
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toothpick spliff

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.
Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.
by Ryan M. April 03, 2005
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