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Boobies

What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.
I liked to stare at her boobies a lot
by Ryan December 1, 2004
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schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 25, 2004
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governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.
by Ryan September 28, 2003
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mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
by ryan April 16, 2004
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girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.
Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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idgit

man you are such an idgit you stepped on my dog
by ryan June 19, 2006
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DSM

First used by the boys from the band Lik-Wid (www.lik-wid.net) DSM meaning Dead Set Maniac.
Mik - Hey man, fuck that guy from weekend at bernies is funny as.

Ryan - Yer man he is a DSM
by Ryan September 14, 2004
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