Ryan 's definitions
What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.
by Ryan December 1, 2004

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 25, 2004

by Ryan September 28, 2003

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
by ryan April 16, 2004

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.
by Ryan November 27, 2004

by ryan June 19, 2006

by Ryan September 14, 2004
