clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by Ryan March 09, 2005

Snickel

Its the mist, spray, or splatter that splashes from the toilet water when you are peeing. The greater the force of your pee the more snickel you get.

My girlfriend pees so hard it snickels all over here butt.

by Ryan April 30, 2004

bm

whoever the fuck said babys momma is a dumbass, its birth mother

Although living with her father and step-mother, her BM is still alive and living in LA.

by ryan September 06, 2004

pomo

an aesthetic style characterized by overt (and usually obnoxiously cartoonish) semantic references, deriving from the postmodernist period of architecture and design (the 80's).

Venturi's newest house is far too pomo for my taste

by ryan March 23, 2004

Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.

Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!

by Ryan February 10, 2004

put on the spit

When a girl is on all fours giving oral sex to one man, and being penetrated from behind by another man.

by Ryan May 09, 2003