Ryan's definitions

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Embohl

A manic depressive sillies man who enjoys pie, cheese and bacon. He also enjoys video games, and is an ultra nooby pubby. He also plays DDR cause he's weird. We all hate him.

That guys an Embohl

by Ryan November 13, 2003

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

walk pee

To zig-zag back and forth while walking forward and peeing at the same time.

"Kaley was happy the rest of the night after Ryan walk-peed her name into the driveway."

by Ryan March 1, 2005

Dagening

When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.

Look at that old fuck. He is dagening

by Ryan February 10, 2004