Ryan's definitions

radio

a completely ridiculous person, often incapable of thought

my friend saw chris o'donnell at a basketball game. 'really, you saw radio?'

by ryan May 13, 2005

Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 3, 2004

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004

DSM

First used by the boys from the band Lik-Wid (www.lik-wid.net) DSM meaning Dead Set Maniac.

Mik - Hey man, fuck that guy from weekend at bernies is funny as.

Ryan - Yer man he is a DSM

by Ryan September 14, 2004

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003