Ryan's definitions
an improper writing of "penis" attributed to a refrigerator at Born in America Restaurant and Pizza Kitchen.
by Ryan March 18, 2004
Get the Renismug. 
Get the tossummug. 
The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
Get the Ted Kennedymug. one fist in the vagina, and one fist in the asshole.... yes this is pretty uncommon but it sure will annihilate
Oh, your dating a whore tonite? make sure you use the annihilator
Man she was so loose i annihilated her
Man she was so loose i annihilated her
by Ryan November 20, 2003
Get the annihilatormug. something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 12, 2004
Get the draft dodgermug. Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.
by Ryan March 3, 2005
Get the lindermug.