orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

by Ryan February 04, 2004

lady

One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.

U gotta treat ur lady good.

by Ryan February 01, 2004

homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

by Ryan September 04, 2004

Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 03, 2004

DP

Dom Perrignon champagne

"And we sip DP till the Dom stop bubblin, after we done playin OK go to your husband"
-50 Cent

by Ryan February 08, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 06, 2004

dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...

That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself

by Ryan January 11, 2005