pretzel

Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.

"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."

by Rusty Collins August 28, 2015

Blueberry Creampie

When someone is sucking yourself dick and you’re about to finish, but you know that the person always pulls Way before the cum comes out. So you takes both your hands and choke so they’ll keep their mouth open and you finish down their throat.

I can’t believe he gave me a blueberry creampie, I couldn’t breathe, and I almost passed out.

by Rusty Collins April 18, 2021

Nail-Dealer

Someone who nails (has sex with) you on a daily basis.

“Who’s that?”

“Oh, he’s just my nail-dealer. That’s all.”

by Rusty Collins December 10, 2020

Davey crotch it

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008