Russell Moobs's definitions

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

Terminal Chillosity

The lowest temperature a beer can reach without freezing, and also achieving peak refreshability.

"How long have those beers been on ice?" "They're just 5 minutes away from reaching terminal chillosity!"

by Russell Moobs July 18, 2015

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Cocksuckety

-adjective

1. Any source of annoyance or irritation.

Fuck these cocksuckety ads that pop up in my Youtube videos!

by Russell Moobs March 30, 2010

Passive Genocide

When first world countries withhold life-saving technologies from the third world as a method of population control.

The US withholding the Ebola virus treatment from Africa is an example of passive genocide.

by Russell Moobs August 26, 2014

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

Cornish

Waking up after a night of drinking not hungover, but still drunk.

Damn Bro' I woke up Cornish today!

by Russell Moobs April 12, 2010