Definitions by Russell Moobs

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

Hand Waggle by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

Terminal Chillosity 

The lowest temperature a beer can reach without freezing, and also achieving peak refreshability.

"How long have those beers been on ice?" "They're just 5 minutes away from reaching terminal chillosity!"

Terminal Chillosity by Russell Moobs July 18, 2015

Passive Genocide

When first world countries withhold life-saving technologies from the third world as a method of population control.

The US withholding the Ebola virus treatment from Africa is an example of passive genocide.

Passive Genocide by Russell Moobs August 26, 2014

Pre-condiment 

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

Pre-condiment by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Pork dust 

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

Pork dust by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

Cornish 

Waking up after a night of drinking not hungover, but still drunk.

Damn Bro' I woke up Cornish today!

Cornish by Russell Moobs April 12, 2010

Cocksuckety 

-adjective

1. Any source of annoyance or irritation.

Fuck these cocksuckety ads that pop up in my Youtube videos!

Cocksuckety by Russell Moobs March 30, 2010