Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Russell Moobs

Hand Waggle

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

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The lowest temperature a beer can reach without freezing, and also achieving peak refreshability.

"How long have those beers been on ice?" "They're just 5 minutes away from reaching terminal chillosity!"

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When first world countries withhold life-saving technologies from the third world as a method of population control.

The US withholding the Ebola virus treatment from Africa is an example of passive genocide.

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The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

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The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

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Waking up after a night of drinking not hungover, but still drunk.

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-adjective

1. Any source of annoyance or irritation.

Fuck these cocksuckety ads that pop up in my Youtube videos!

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