Definitions by Russell Dust

Fabricant 

The collective noun for dildos or other objects shaped like an aroused penis which are deployed for sexual stimulation.

We were quite shocked by the scale of the Fabricant in my late Aunt's bedside drawer.

Fabricant by Russell Dust May 5, 2024

Glory Slide 

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

Glory Slide by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.

We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.

Sticky Mum by Russell Dust May 10, 2018