Definitions by Russell's Cosmic Teapot

turboswell 

Something of superlative excellence; very great

- Hey lil bro, how was your weekend?
- Fuckin TURBOSWELL!!!

turboswell by Russell's Cosmic Teapot June 2, 2016

Sugar Companion 

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.

"27f looking for my sugar companion!"

Sugar Companion by Russell's Cosmic Teapot August 11, 2013

nightpony 

A little nightmare.

(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."

nightpony by Russell's Cosmic Teapot December 11, 2012

baptacular 

Masturbate-to-able

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

baptacular by Russell's Cosmic Teapot November 16, 2010

pony niche 

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.

Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.

pony niche by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010