Russell's Cosmic Teapot's definitions

baptacular

Masturbate-to-able

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot November 16, 2010

pony niche

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.

Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010

turboswell

Something of superlative excellence; very great

- Hey lil bro, how was your weekend?
- Fuckin TURBOSWELL!!!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot June 2, 2016

nightpony

A little nightmare.

(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot December 11, 2012

Sugar Companion

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.

"27f looking for my sugar companion!"

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot August 11, 2013