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Definitions by Russell's Cosmic Teapot

turboswell 

- Hey lil bro, how was your weekend?
- Fuckin TURBOSWELL!!!

Sugar Companion 

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.

nightpony 

(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."
nightpony by Russell's Cosmic Teapot December 11, 2012

baptacular 

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

pony niche 

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.
Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.