baptacular

Masturbate-to-able

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot November 16, 2010

turboswell

Something of superlative excellence; very great

- Hey lil bro, how was your weekend?
- Fuckin TURBOSWELL!!!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot June 02, 2016

pony niche

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.

Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010

Sugar Companion

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.

"27f looking for my sugar companion!"

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot August 11, 2013

nightpony

A little nightmare.

(wakes up) "Whoa... why would my deceased 5th grade algebra teacher take me to the basement of the Church of a Thousand Boners? What a nightpony..."

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot December 11, 2012