A well-deserved lashing(physical or verbal) issued to a female.
This is not to be confused with wife-beating, spousal abuse or unwarranted attack. A "title IX" occurs when the actions of a violent or disrespectful female are reciprocated with the same reactions a man would have received.
This is not to be confused with wife-beating, spousal abuse or unwarranted attack. A "title IX" occurs when the actions of a violent or disrespectful female are reciprocated with the same reactions a man would have received.
Jerry: "Hey Steve, what the heck happened to your girlfriend's eye? She looks like she got dominated!"
Steve: "Oh yeah, she slapped me the other night during an argument so I issued her a title 9. She's not getting any sympathy from anyone(despite her best efforts) so I think she learned her lesson...."
Steve: "Oh yeah, she slapped me the other night during an argument so I issued her a title 9. She's not getting any sympathy from anyone(despite her best efforts) so I think she learned her lesson...."
by Ruhbee! May 05, 2008
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"
Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 05, 2008
Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.
by Ruhbee! September 07, 2006
An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
by Ruhbee! October 16, 2007
A pack of mallrats, gang members or hoodlums. Any large group of unimpressive people.
Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.
Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.
1. While overweight, pasty and mute, Erica aspired to be more than an extra in movies and hoped her racy clothing would gain her notice over the rest of the googol.
I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.
I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.
by Ruhbee! January 28, 2009
Bob is an alcoholic and drinks all day but his brother Steve is a workic and spends his nights in the office.
by Ruhbee! September 07, 2006