Traffic Tics

Uncontrollable tics that involve the middle fingers of one or both hands

child in car: why is that man his finger pointing upward.
mom in car: dear, he just has a case of traffic tics.

by RubyD September 29, 2008

Flea

A bad tipper. A person who, like a flea, has short arms, so he doesn’t reach into his pockets

Hey bartender, don’t give your bill to that guy over there if you want to make money. He’s a flea. Give it to his friend.

by RubyD May 16, 2025

Flea

A bad tipper: someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

When we go to the pub, my friend Chris tips far less than I do. He is such a flea.

by RubyD March 12, 2025