RubyD 's definitions

Flea

A person who is a bad tipper. Someone who does not reach into his or her pockets to tip, almost as if he or she has short arms like a flea.

The bartender, wanting a big tip, did not present the bar tab to the flea. He presented it to his buddy instead.

by RubyD May 15, 2025

fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025

Flea

A bad tipper: someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

When we go to the pub, my friend Chris tips far less than I do. He is such a flea.

by RubyD March 12, 2025

Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.

He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.

by RubyD August 25, 2025

Ubersaint

Anyone with an uber rating over 4.98.

Chris, whose Uber rating is 4.97, is not an Ubersaint; but, on the other hand, David, at 4.99, is an Ubersaint.

by RubyD August 25, 2025