RubyD's definitions

Flea

A bad tipper. A person who, like a flea, has short arms, so he doesn’t reach into his pockets

Hey bartender, don’t give your bill to that guy over there if you want to make money. He’s a flea. Give it to his friend.

by RubyD May 16, 2025

fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025

Flea

A person who is a bad tipper. Someone who does not reach into his or her pockets to tip, almost as if he or she has short arms like a flea.

The bartender, wanting a big tip, did not present the bar tab to the flea. He presented it to his buddy instead.

by RubyD May 15, 2025

Flea

A bad tipper: someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

When we go to the pub, my friend Chris tips far less than I do. He is such a flea.

by RubyD March 12, 2025

Ubersaint

Anyone with an uber rating over 4.98.

Chris, whose Uber rating is 4.97, is not an Ubersaint; but, on the other hand, David, at 4.99, is an Ubersaint.

by RubyD August 25, 2025