553 definitions by Rotten Turkey

Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by Rotten Turkey May 7, 2021

Nihilistic

Views that 90% of privileged teenagers have.

Nihilistic things teenagers say.

"I wanna die"

"What's the point in life"
"Kill me"
"I wanna kill myself"
"Shoot me"
"I wanna stab myself"

Bish shut up, live your lives and get on with it. You only have one, so use it.

by Rotten Turkey July 7, 2021

Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by Rotten Turkey August 22, 2022

Probiotic

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by Rotten Turkey August 22, 2022

The Simpsons

A funny TV show broadcast at 6PM everyday

I've watched practically every episode of The Simpsons

by Rotten Turkey November 8, 2022

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

by Rotten Turkey May 16, 2022

Shitebag

Derogatory Scottish term for a wimp

David: Oi dickhead! Wanna hit the pubs the night

James: Nah sorry mate I'm workin' the morns mornin'

David: Mon shitebag, just have a wee bit of fun lad

James: Dinna you be callin' me a "shitebag" you cheeky cunt!

by Rotten Turkey July 16, 2022