by Rook November 08, 2003
Get the squirrelmug. 
Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. by Rook November 08, 2003
Get the dorkmug. A Vacuum of Knowledge, A Vortex of Information in the tech World. Female Technician who knows more than most damned men on the planet. Windrivers editing Maestro.
by Rook March 06, 2003
Get the NooNoomug. Not just San Franscico. There are many Bay Area's including the:
Tampa Bay Area
Chesapeake Bay Area
Hudson Bay and so on.
Not known by most asshole Californians which believe the world revolves around them because 90% of television is set in California making them beleive that the rest of the country is full of the same cretins as they see everyday. Too arrogant, ignorant and egocentric to think outside of thier own little false reality. One of the many reasons the rest of the country prays that the Big One will one day wipe them from the face of the earth in a terrible and horrifying cataclism
Tampa Bay Area
Chesapeake Bay Area
Hudson Bay and so on.
Not known by most asshole Californians which believe the world revolves around them because 90% of television is set in California making them beleive that the rest of the country is full of the same cretins as they see everyday. Too arrogant, ignorant and egocentric to think outside of thier own little false reality. One of the many reasons the rest of the country prays that the Big One will one day wipe them from the face of the earth in a terrible and horrifying cataclism
by Rook April 22, 2005
Get the bay areamug. One who has no sexual preference whatsoever and would just as soon screw a tree as a girl. In fact, many auritras WOULD rather screw an inanimate object than a human being to nullify their fear of sexual rejection.
by rook December 06, 2004
Get the auritramug.