Ronny St Papps's definitions

Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

by Ronny St Papps January 3, 2005

Greenfinger

1. a person who is a gardening enthusiast.

2. a key cultural figure of the eastside of Biggleswade, Beds., England (AKA Frog, Greenphinga, Blacktooth, Skidmark).

"word up, Greenfinger is da man!"

by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004

Sif

(or 'Saf')An individual of South African nationality. Origin: due to the accent of such a person, pronouncing South Africa as "Sif Ifrika".

"I'm off on holiday to visit the Sifs"

by Ronny St Papps December 23, 2004

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

eastside

1. The cultural melting pot of the east of England.

2. The cultural melting pot of the east of Bedfordshire.

3. The cultural melting pot of the east of Biggleswade.

4. Urban culture of the East Coast of the USA, As opposed to the westside.

"alrite buh, tha eastside be da best ennit mun!" - Greenfinger

by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004

oggy

pornography (as referred to in the city of Dunton, Beds., England.)

"I found some hardcore oggy in a ditch"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005