Rondo Boner's definitions

cool jerk

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007

invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

Apache Love Song

A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.

We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.

by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009

juff

To jack off and huff gas simultaneously for a spectacularly heady high.

It was a rainy Saturday, so I went to my crawlspace with my headband light, jackrag, and a can of gas and got my proper juff on.

by Rondo Boner December 9, 2008