To jack off and huff gas simultaneously for a spectacularly heady high.
It was a rainy Saturday, so I went to my crawlspace with my headband light, jackrag, and a can of gas and got my proper juff on.
While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.
Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.
A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.
We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.
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The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
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The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
