It was a rainy Saturday, so I went to my crawlspace with my headband light, jackrag, and a can of gas and got my proper juff on.
by Rondo Boner December 09, 2008
by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007
The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009
The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009
We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.
by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009