Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.

goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!

by Ron May 29, 2004

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The City

People who think Long Island is Upstate.

I guess Long Island is upstate

by Ron March 28, 2005

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crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 02, 2005

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one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 02, 2003

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cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

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