KD lady

A lesbian woman. Named after the comfortably-shod Canadian chanteuse, KD Lang. Who is yet to find herself the right man

"I used to love Sam Fox in the 1980s, I dreamt about marrying her"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 24, 2009

yofth

A young rascal, miscreant or swain. Can also be used as an affectionate term for teenagers or duogenarians. A yoth under that age, may be called a "yofthette"; a "yofthess" can be a female yofth.

A term common in Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire.

"I had an annoying bus journey in today, there was a couple of yofths playing music loudly"

by Roger Mellie 84 March 30, 2013

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 09, 2009

argue the toss

An idiom meaning to stubbornly quibble over something inconsequential, irrelevant, minor or off-topic. A cavilling dispute.

Another way of saying "to argue for the sake of it".

Unfortunately the meeting didn't go well. Eric starting getting pedantic, and decided to argue the toss over a trivial detail of the plan.

by Roger Mellie 84 September 04, 2009

scrig

Acronym= "So CRap It's Good". Something that is so naff, tasteless or of poor quality; it has kitsch value or cult status.

"I used to love watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening, it was scrig"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

hovis

adj. Dead, deceased.

From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.

"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008