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Definitions by Roger Mellie 84

A lesbian woman. Named after the comfortably-shod Canadian chanteuse, KD Lang. Who is yet to find herself the right man
"I used to love Sam Fox in the 1980s, I dreamt about marrying her"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
KD lady by Roger Mellie 84 January 24, 2009

anglo-saxon salute 

Sticking two fingers up at somebody, flicking Vs.

A reference to the Norman invasion of England. When the Normans captured Anglo-Saxon archers, they would cut the archer's index and middle fingers off.

So as a act of defiance, unmolested Anglo-Saxon archers would rebelliously stick those two fingers up at the Normans.
He was being really haughty with me, so I said "up yours" and gave him an Anglo-Saxon salute.

on the bus to Hebden bridge 

phr. Descriptive of a lesbian woman; especially a woman who has recently started to exhibit sapphic tendencies.

Named after the UK's official lesbian capital-- Hebden Bridge in West Yorkshire.
"You know that woman you were chatting up last night? The one wearing chunky boots, a pinstripe suit and with the crew-cut? You'll have no lucky with her mate, she's on the bus to Hebden Bridge"
Acronym= "So CRap It's Good". Something that is so naff, tasteless or of poor quality; it has kitsch value or cult status.
"I used to love watching Bullseye on a Sunday evening, it was scrig"
scrig by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

bladder like Ulley Dam 

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007
"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"
adj. Dead, deceased.

From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.
"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"
hovis by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008