Definitions by Roger McTodger

uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

uphill gardener by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006

cream pie 

A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.

Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!

cream pie by Roger McTodger July 1, 2006

wolfbagging 

The act of going out into the woods armed with a Tesco bag and trying to trap a wolf within.

Gertcha! This is the toughest animal I've ever tried to wolfbag! Sod this, let's go for bacon sarnies...

wolfbagging by Roger McTodger January 10, 2005

CILF

Crustacion I'd like to fuck

Hey Bill, did you check out the pinchers on that hot lil' crab back there. That, my friend, is premium CILF. Hell yeah!

CILF by Roger McTodger November 16, 2004

SILF 

Shrimp I'd Like To Fuck

Hey Jim, check out the whiskers on that small pink slightly curved sea dweller! A regular SILF and no mistake! High five!

SILF by Roger McTodger November 16, 2004

AILF 

Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.

Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!

AILF by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

uilf 

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

uilf by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004