5 definitions by Rodney Simmons

Columbian Corndog

Sexual act where a man fucks a woman in the ass, pulls his penis out, and notices that he has a piece of undigested corn stuck to his weiner.

Susie: I had Mexican food for dinner.
Tommy: Looks like I'm gettin me a Columbian Corndog tonight.

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007

Crop Duster

Sexual act where a male ties a female up, sets up a fan in front of her face, and masturbates into the fan until ejaculation, thus splattering the discharge all over the female's face.

Susie: Tommy, last time you gave me a crop duster you ruined my new top!

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007

manhattan whitefish

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.

Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007

dublin mudslide

1. The act of taking a liquid dump down a girls spinal column that drips into her anus, and is then used as lube for anal sex.
2. The newest flavor of Ben and Jerry's

1. Tommy: Susie, I have diarreah. Let's get a room and do the dublin mudslide.
2. Susie: That was good ice cream. What's it called again?
Tommy: Dublin mudslide.

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007

mexican munch

Sexual act where a female munches the dingleberries out of a male's ass crack hair.

Susie: He's a hairy guy.
Betty: I bet he's good for a mexican munch

by Rodney Simmons September 21, 2007