Rodney Basil's definitions

Nemeses

Plural form of nemesis, meanig enemies or rivals. Can also be used after "arch-", meaning that someone/something is your worst enemy.

Not to be confused with "nemesi", which is not an actual word.

Rich and Don are my nemeses, because everywhere I go those two are always one-upping me.

by Rodney Basil July 8, 2004

Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.

Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!

by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004

Yahoo

Yahoo! is a website that provides free e-mail, and also has a search engine and chat rooms, along with an instant messenger service. It is correctly spelled with the exclamation point.

I find it humorous when people say that Yahoo!'s search engine is worse than Google's, because Yahoo! uses Google's search engine to get results. Thus, no matter which one you use, you'lll always come up with the same results.

by Rodney Basil February 28, 2007

Jealousity

This is, of course, not a real word. The real word is envy.

I said "Jealousity" one too many times in English class and was booted from said class for a week.

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

Teenagers

Human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.

Teenagers annoy me despite the fact that I am one.

by Rodney Basil August 19, 2004