Rodney Basil's definitions

Abstract Art

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004

15 minutes of fame

See Steve Bartman, Martha Burke, Sirhan Sirhan, Karen Ann Quinlan, and Ja Rule.

"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol

"I'm still waiting for mine."
-Rodney Basil

by Rodney Basil May 12, 2004

dinger

Baseball terminology for "home run".

Jeromy Burnitz and Geoff Jenkins each launched three dingers in the same game.

by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

Good-Bye

A term used upon leaving.

Goodbye, UrbanDictionary.

by Rodney Basil September 12, 2004

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Edd

Comes up with all the crazy contraptions for the Eds of the famed cul-de-sac on Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Wears a sock on his head, and hides something that has never been seen and never will be seen. Referred to as "Double D".

"I love chickens, Double D!"

-Ed

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

deodorant

Substance applied to underarm to cover up the smell emitted by armpits.

The French aren't that smelly. But they do have smelly cheese.

by Rodney Basil December 9, 2003