Robson Green's definitions

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

Pugly

A member of the opposite sex, spotted from a distance, who appears to be extrememly attractive only to become more hideously ugly the closer one approaches.

Dude! Look at that honey over by the sandwich shop!
Oh no, wait... sorry, bad call - she is pugly.

by Robson Green July 8, 2004