A member of the opposite sex, spotted from a distance, who appears to be extrememly attractive only to become more hideously ugly the closer one approaches.
by Robson Green July 08, 2004
The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"
Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching
by Robson Green July 09, 2004