consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
by Robert Sanvagene November 08, 2022
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RBT

1. Random Breath Test. A procedure used by police officers to identify motorists who are driving under the influence of alcohol.

2. Random Brake Test. A defense mechanism against tailgaters, whereby the driver being tailgated applies a small amount of pressure to the brake pedal to trigger the brake lights without slowing down their vehicle.
1. Stevo lost his licence when he got done for drink driving by an RBT

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2. "There's some cunt in a Ranger right up my clacker even though there's like six cars ahead of me and they're all doing the fucken speed limit. Better give old mate the RBT."
by Robert Sanvagene November 08, 2023
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Vladimir

Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.
"Had a really dodgy curry last night. I've spent all morning in the Vladimir."
by Robert Sanvagene April 02, 2022
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doover

Shortened form of "dooverlackie". A whatchamacallit. You know, a thingmabob. It's like a doohickey but not quite. Commonly used in Australia.
"Can you pass us that doover? Y'know, that thingo over there. Yeah that's it. Cheers mate."
by Robert Sanvagene December 21, 2023
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consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022
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Dingo Piss Creek

A river in the Australian outback, located somewhere between the Back of Bourke and the Black Stump.
I'm taking me new LandCruiser to Dingo Piss Creek on the long weekend.
by Robert Sanvagene September 05, 2021
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Great Northern

Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.
"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."
by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024
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