Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

granny dabber

Someone who sends most of their time playing bingo.

The bingo hall was full of granny dabbers.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

fashion trapped

To wear things that are no longer in style.
Someone who is fashionably caught in the past.

My parents are so fashion trapped.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Step back

Back Off!
Get out of my face!
Move Away!
Remove Yourself!
Get away from me!
Leave!

Yo Man, you better step back.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

green booger

Any person who strongly believes in global warming and the greenhouse gas theory.
To be overly environmentally conscience.
One who takes green living to a whole new level.
Al Gore.

Al Gore is considered to be the biggest green boogers of them all.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup on.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

A Ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 6, 2008