73 definitions by Robert Michael Hensel

A Fonzi

A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.

Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 21, 2008

Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

How many more micro minutes till dinner?

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Shadow dancing

To dance by ones self.
Dancing alone.
One who dances solo.

Did you happen to see that guy at the club Shadow dancing?
I wouldn't be caught dead Shadow dancing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Bedroom Musk

The smell associate with sex.

It smells like bedroom musk up in here.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

ghetto penning

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008