belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

appliance bashing

To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.

I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

diffabled

A person with a disability who is considered differently abled.
To be considered diffabled not disabled.

Their is a girl in my class who is confined to a wheelchair, but to me, I see her as being diffabled.
I know a boy with a limb who can do the same things we can, hes just diffabled, which is just another way of doing something.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 09, 2008

Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

How many more micro minutes till dinner?

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

cyber ice

When the screen of a computer freezes.
A frozen page on a computer.

Pogo has given me nothing but cyber ice today.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

low flow

One who is low on cash.
Not having much money.
Being low on the cash flow.

Sorry, I'm low flow bro.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008