Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

appliance bashing

To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.

I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.

I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

low flow

One who is low on cash.
Not having much money.
Being low on the cash flow.

Sorry, I'm low flow bro.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Star Snappers

A term Associated with Paparazzi.
A celebrity hound.
Any Press that follows Celebrities around in hopes of catching that one of a kind shot.

Celebrities are always on a constant look out for Star Snappers.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

candy shopping

A person who runs around the store buying everything in sight.
Someone who buys things on an impulse.

My girlfriend is always candy shopping.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

green booger

Any person who strongly believes in global warming and the greenhouse gas theory.
To be overly environmentally conscience.
One who takes green living to a whole new level.
Al Gore.

Al Gore is considered to be the biggest green boogers of them all.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008