Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Robert Michael Hensel

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

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Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

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To dance by ones self.
Dancing alone.
One who dances solo.

Did you happen to see that guy at the club Shadow dancing?
I wouldn't be caught dead Shadow dancing.

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Controlling another person.
Telling someone what to do.
Forcing a Person to do something against their own will.

I'm so sick of my Boyfriend being so puppeteerin.

The very first time my man becomes puppeteerin, I'm gone.

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One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

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The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

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To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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