Robert J. Melrose's definitions

Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.

Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

Bum Bitter (BB)

boong beer

oooooohhhh..this bum bitter tastes like SHIT! thats cos its brewed in Boong Shit mate...mmm love that BB!

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.

oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

by Robert J. Melrose May 30, 2003

cum shot

Launching goo on someones face

Man that guy shot a cumshot like Ricky Grace launching a three-point power play! BUNG!!!

by Robert J. Melrose May 19, 2003

boong eye

When a boong looks at you and wants to provoke a fight

That fuckin' boong over there is giving me the boong eye - he wants to start shit eh cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose May 18, 2003