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A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Get the Triangle material mug.A little head, a little rim etc. A slight receiving of felatio just around the head of the penis. When asked "did you tip her?" in the context of tipping a prostitute, a typical reply may be: "no, but she sure as hell tipped me... know what I'm saying yeeaawww!".
Person 1: I'm glad that you convinced Sam to give me a little head, I was feeling quite the boxed up one...
Person 2: Argh no worries, she's a good girl really. Think she may like you.
Person 1: Well that's a 100 percent felatio to date ratio, maybe if I never take her out she'll give me full access to the pearl rewards within her oyster... if you know what I'm saying...
Person 2: ... you cold man, you're damn near heartless. Anyway, did you tip the girl... please tell me you did, she has class you hear, a little head - £10, a little on the side for her pocket. We agreed man.
Person 1: Well put it one way, one of us got tipped... but it certainly wasn't her! Hahahahaha, hey Guy... hey where you going man?
Person 2: Argh no worries, she's a good girl really. Think she may like you.
Person 1: Well that's a 100 percent felatio to date ratio, maybe if I never take her out she'll give me full access to the pearl rewards within her oyster... if you know what I'm saying...
Person 2: ... you cold man, you're damn near heartless. Anyway, did you tip the girl... please tell me you did, she has class you hear, a little head - £10, a little on the side for her pocket. We agreed man.
Person 1: Well put it one way, one of us got tipped... but it certainly wasn't her! Hahahahaha, hey Guy... hey where you going man?
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Get the Tip mug.In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com
"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Get the Dreadlock sausages mug.A lady, who to put it mildly, has a vagina that bares the signs and scars of much over-use in its time.
Person 1: So, did you fuck the shit out of that girl you keep chatting about.
Person 2: Look I'd rather leave this stone unturned, get my message.
Person 1: What, don't put that evil on me. Give me a straight answer, what's the problem.
Person 2: Well, she... she was a fucking throb-job you hear, her vagina looked like a fucking cement mixer ok, I'd need a fucking tree trunk just to hit the spot in that thing.
Person 1: Whoa man... you mean to tell me, that you... you never took your chances, she's like the hottest girl around the whole state.
Person 2: Well you try fucking her when you're presenting a fucking mountain with a bonsai tree, look it's her fault... I'm built just fine, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
Person 2: Look I'd rather leave this stone unturned, get my message.
Person 1: What, don't put that evil on me. Give me a straight answer, what's the problem.
Person 2: Well, she... she was a fucking throb-job you hear, her vagina looked like a fucking cement mixer ok, I'd need a fucking tree trunk just to hit the spot in that thing.
Person 1: Whoa man... you mean to tell me, that you... you never took your chances, she's like the hottest girl around the whole state.
Person 2: Well you try fucking her when you're presenting a fucking mountain with a bonsai tree, look it's her fault... I'm built just fine, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
by Robert Head December 24, 2008
Get the Throb-job mug.To "go deep" can lean on two senses of the word in my eyes: either a) to go deeper down the field when playing American football - don't ask me, not American or b) to penetrate your lady (or man friend) that slight bit deeper by changing angle or adding a slight bit of thrust... kabang and there you have it.
1 - "Mikey, go deep I'm gonna make this mother fucker fly like that frantic greek child who flew to close to the sun".
2 - ...later that night at either (a) Mikey's mum's, (b) Mikey's coache's or (c) Mikey's girlfriend's place, whatever floats your boat - "Ohh Mikey, way to go. Ohh, phud... ohh slam me hunny. Drill me like Dr. Evil's project vulcan baby, drill me good like the driller killer, ohh fuck me... fuck me, go deep! Take me to the core of the earth baby....woooohoooo. What a fucking rush - p.s. she faked it.
2 - ...later that night at either (a) Mikey's mum's, (b) Mikey's coache's or (c) Mikey's girlfriend's place, whatever floats your boat - "Ohh Mikey, way to go. Ohh, phud... ohh slam me hunny. Drill me like Dr. Evil's project vulcan baby, drill me good like the driller killer, ohh fuck me... fuck me, go deep! Take me to the core of the earth baby....woooohoooo. What a fucking rush - p.s. she faked it.
by Robert Head December 24, 2008
Get the Go deep! mug.Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.
Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.
by Robert Head December 24, 2008
Get the Hench mug.When a whord of those little urban urchins we otherwise know as chavs, attack pedestrians in insanely large and hooliganish numbers in order to prove a point that they're "hard mate, don't mug or murk me off blud as I'll knock you spark out" or to just steal a worthwhile valuable item, which may often to them be something that you hadn't had the time to assign any value like a 1 penny coin or a fake pearl bracelet or possibly just possibly a very old, extremely crap, rusty bicycle which lacks brake power, a second wheel and a few spokes - yeah they really will take anything they can and then whorde it in their garbage lined dens.
Oh sorry we're late, we got chav tag-teamed on the way here, so Rich had to kick one of them in the teeth and Sarah let them have it with some cheap hairspray she had lying in the recesses of her handbag.
by Robert Head December 24, 2008
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