Definitions by Robert E. Porter

eating pussy 

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

eating pussy by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006

butt plug 

1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.

2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker

You no good son of a bitch, you're nothing but a fucking butt plug!

butt plug by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006

tonsil hockey 

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

tonsil hockey by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

flafliculate 

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

flafliculate by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

thussburger 

Slang term for the female genitalia.

Mary's thussburger smelled so bad, that it made her gynecologist pass out and fall on the floor.

thussburger by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006