Definitions by Robert E. Porter

muffdive 

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

muffdive by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

cuntitis 

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

cuntitis by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

spinbarkeit 

1. (n) medical - Term used to describe the elasticity of the cervical mucous at the time of ovulation.

2. (n) an obnoxious or impudent child.

1. I swear I got a slick dick from bumping her spinbarkeit.

2. Aw, go fuck off, ya' little spinbarkeit!

spinbarkeit by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

quim by Robert E. Porter January 21, 2006

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

Munching the Carpet by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

jizz fizz 

(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.

Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!

jizz fizz by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

Milk of Fagnesia 

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

Milk of Fagnesia by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006