Robert E. Porter's definitions
(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.
Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!
by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

1. (n) medical - Term used to describe the elasticity of the cervical mucous at the time of ovulation.
2. (n) an obnoxious or impudent child.
2. (n) an obnoxious or impudent child.
1. I swear I got a slick dick from bumping her spinbarkeit.
2. Aw, go fuck off, ya' little spinbarkeit!
2. Aw, go fuck off, ya' little spinbarkeit!
by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.
by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.
by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006
