gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

ubrito

A contraction for uber and burito. An ubrito is that perfect combination of ingredients resulting in an uber burito.

I went to Taco Bell last night an had an AWESOME ubrito!

by RobbyPants August 03, 2007

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008