Robbie's definitions
When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.
jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own
by Robbie December 6, 2003
Get the Chewed Gummug. (n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.
Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
by Robbie February 15, 2005
Get the shitwigmug. acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"
by Robbie May 15, 2005
Get the oafmug. the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 5, 2004
Get the the masseymug. by Robbie June 3, 2004
Get the Chikamungamug. 
The german letter es'tzet (S'Z), pronounced ss. To wordprocess this letter you can hold 'Alt' and press '225' on the number pad on the right of the keyboard. It does not have a capital form and it is only used at the end of a word or the stem of a verb. All nouns in German must start with a capital letter.
by Robbie October 6, 2004
Get the ßmug.