85 definitions by Robbie

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 16, 2005

Heartogram

The symbol of love and rock. Rock music that is. The symbol of love rock combined. also known as the love metal.

The heartogram poster is on my wall

by Robbie June 4, 2004

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 20, 2004

V note

a $5 bill (from "V" being the Roman numeral for 5)

"let's go check out that band, there's a cover at the door but it only costs a V-note."

by Robbie July 13, 2005

TMFB

"Too Mother Fucking Bad"

Parent: Turn off that music, your sisters are trying to sleep.

Son/Daughter: TMFB! I'll do what i want!

by Robbie October 27, 2004

Skateboard

u no when that guy w/ tthe mukllet does that stuf when he goes enamonachoona and he ya "hey boys" "yeah"

stuff does that thing @ the place WA WA

by Robbie April 19, 2003

Argento

italian name meaning " royal silver"

Antonio bought Melissa an argento ring to shop how deep his love for her was.

by Robbie July 5, 2003