Rob's definitions

fmbs

Slag wellies

Jim, look at that tart in her slag wellies

by rob April 30, 2004

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.

Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.

by Rob March 27, 2005

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"

I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 21, 2004

ADS

Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.

Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.

by Rob March 27, 2005

FROOKIE

A strange combination of fruit and cookies in the same family of a Fig Newton only much less popular and invented by a jerk.

In my diet I am allowed 2 "frookies" for dessert, whoopdie doo!

by Rob October 11, 2004