Definitions by Rob, Dan and Chalky

swazwaggling 

adverb. something really good

That film I saw last night was swazwaggling

swazwaggling by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

Bogwhoppit 

A large pile of shit that won't flush

I couldn't flush the bog as Chalky had left a huge bogwhoppit in there, dirty cunt!

Bogwhoppit by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

Queefatron by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

squit 

A not so compact shit. In fact a rather loose stool! The word is a cross between Squelch and shit, to literally mean Squelchy shit.

Oh dear! I seem to have the Squits today!

squit by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006