RoB's definitions

Smellhole

Terry Lilling

by Rob October 9, 2003

tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

by Rob December 29, 2003

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

by Rob August 27, 2005

snollygoster

a shrewd or unpretetious person

lindsay is a snollygoster

by rob April 4, 2003

quid

british for money. it means pounds, yeah?

'ere, sell us some fags'
'that'll be five quid'

cigarettes are so overpriced, y'know?

by rob April 22, 2005

izoozi

An indian/pakistani dude who has terrible English and always gets his ass kicked by his friends.

American dude : Why does that guy have terrible English?
Indian dude: Oh, he must be an izoozi!

by Rob June 17, 2006

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003