Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006

as i lay dying

the only reason san diego has good metalcore bands.

1. AILD (AS I LAy Dying) freaking rox!
2. Beneath The Encasing Of Ashes is The best Metal Album out there

by Rob May 21, 2004

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 05, 2004

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 20, 2005

the tits

The same as The Shit, only better because tits are great and shit isn't.

That Shit Was The Tits!

by Rob January 15, 2005

Snow

Stupid Nigger(s) On Welfare

Yo I went down to the mall and some smelly ass snow walked by me.

by Rob February 03, 2005

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003