Riot Craig's definitions

quardrobe

A wardrobe that one possesses during a quarantine.

Check out this Tiger King shirt I just added to my quardrobe.

by Riot Craig April 18, 2020

twack twat

Stinky tweaker pussy

She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

Scum Or Dumb

When someone has done something atrocious due to negligence, they are either scum or they are dumb. They either knew what they were doing wasn’t right, and did it anyway, or they were too dumb to know what they were doing.

Guy1: You hear about the cop that killed that kid, thinking the kids corn dog was a machine gun?
Guy2: Are you going with scum Or Dumb here?

by Riot Craig October 25, 2017

Bamjewzelled

When you think you’re paying one price and you get charged a ridiculous amount of money for something you cannot afford to not purchase

I got bamjewzelled after the post office ran out of regular flat rate envelopes at Christmas time and ended up paying 25 bucks to send a book!

by Riot Craig December 16, 2017

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

twack twat

Tweaker pussy

The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

Twack Twat

The pussy of a tweaker.

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat

by Riot Craig January 24, 2018