Riot Craig's definitions

twack twat

Stinky tweaker pussy

She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

Scum Or Dumb

When someone has done something atrocious due to negligence, they are either scum or they are dumb. They either knew what they were doing wasn’t right, and did it anyway, or they were too dumb to know what they were doing.

Guy1: You hear about the cop that killed that kid, thinking the kids corn dog was a machine gun?
Guy2: Are you going with scum Or Dumb here?

by Riot Craig October 25, 2017

quardrobe

A wardrobe that one possesses during a quarantine.

Check out this Tiger King shirt I just added to my quardrobe.

by Riot Craig April 18, 2020

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

Sadness Junkie

Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.

Another celebrity died and all the sadness junkies are out in full effect.

by Riot Craig October 4, 2017

Twack Twat

The pussy of a tweaker.

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat

by Riot Craig January 24, 2018