Bamjewzelled

When you think you’re paying one price and you get charged a ridiculous amount of money for something you cannot afford to not purchase

I got bamjewzelled after the post office ran out of regular flat rate envelopes at Christmas time and ended up paying 25 bucks to send a book!

by Riot Craig December 17, 2017

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Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 19, 2020

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When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 12, 2019

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When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

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She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.

by Riot Craig January 23, 2018

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The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.

by Riot Craig January 21, 2018

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My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat

by Riot Craig January 25, 2018

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